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And for the after party…

Have some tunes ready for that intimate time in bed. So now that the party’s over, you’re either back in your bed passed out, or you’re back in your bed (or someone else’s), fooling around.

What to do about those neighbors next door who keep asking you to keep it down, though? Music, of course!

This isn’t time for Lady Gaga and Katy Perry, though. Oh no…this is all about the sexual lyrics and the occasional raunchy verse that’s almost too much to handle.

You don’t want to start things out too fast, so start out with Usher’s “Love in this Club” or something cheesy like that, so you can both laugh and get the awkwardness out of the way the music is required for hooking up. Snoop Dogg’s “Sexual Eruption” isn’t too bad either.

After this, perhaps send a message with Missy Elliot’s “One Minute Man” in the hopes that he’ll focus more on the girl than himself. “Oops (Oh My)” by Tweet is also a great song to get undressed too.

Once things get officially hot and heavy, play some Amy Winehouse jazz “Amy Amy Amy” is a sensual song about finding a man who really knows what he’s doing… and is apparently really sexy.

Have you ever heard Mya’s “My Love is Like…Whoa”? If not, you should listen to it after you’re done reading this. Then add it to your playlist because you’re going to want him to know you’re on top of your game.

Words of Advice: stay away from anything that suggests cheating or prostitution… while guys probably don’t care, girls are likely to get really offended. “What’s Your Fantasy” and “Area Codes” by Ludacris are both fun songs, but guess which one you shouldn’t use?

Remember Snoop Dogg and Akon’s “I Wanna Fuck You”? It might be too cheesy, but it’s certainly worth a try.

Of course, add in some of your favorite indie music (the Postal Service, perhaps?) with lyrics that nobody knows… keep it light and upbeat, but that always you to really get into it with your mate. Sometimes words get stuck in your head and you end up singing and playing around at the same time. Which, unfortunately, is actually necessary sometimes. Beware the lame man.

Once you’re done, kick him (or her) out of bed and ask them to either go for a walk or get the fuck out of your room because you’re tired and you want to get your drink on tomorrow by 2:00 P.M.

Sometimes music sets the mood just right, however, so if the night ends well who says they have to leave?

Oh, and if he’s packing, be sure to add BeyoncĂ©’s “Ego” just for kicks… or at least listen to it once he leaves. Or better yet, when your friends ask how it was… just play this song and the message will be clear enough.

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A music playlist for the pre-party during spring break

Get ready for a night out with a great playlist on your iPod.As we mentioned in our last article, it’s important to have a good party playlist when you’re gearing up for a spring break party before hitting the town.

Whether you need a little BEP to get the party started or some cheesy pop to make those hips move, we have the perfect spring break pre-party playlist.

Start the night out right with Pink’s slamming single “Raise Your Glass,” with those heavy dance beats and fun-time anthem lyrics, it’s perfect for beginning the party.

After that, move onto something even faster, perhaps with a techno beat… like Robyn’s “Dancing on My Own.” And as much as we hate her… Kesha’s “We Are Who We Are” is a really fun dance song.

Now that you’re all warmed up, it’s time it bring in some Rap, so add in Snoop Dogg’s “Gin and Juice,” Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” or “Big Pimpin’.” If you’re in Miami, the requisite namesake song by Will Smith fits nicely here.

To interject some flow (both lyrical and bubbly), add in BeyoncĂ© with “Crazy in Love” or if you’re in to her more recent stuff, “Single Ladies” always works, but if there’s men in the room, be kind and play something like “Deja Vu,” one of her songs which features a male guest artist.

Add in Florence and the Machine’s “Dog Days are Over” to get your indie dance on, then completely negate it with Katy Perry’s “Firework” or “California Gurls.” Perry’s “Peacock” single is also really fun if you can handle the metaphor that’s hidden right in the song title.

We love The Notorious B.I.G., so all of our playlists have “Get Money” or “Juicy” on them… yours should too. This would be the place to add in any Lil ‘Kim (from the good ‘ol days) you might have secretly lurking in your iPod.

You may not like them, but Lady Gaga or Kylie Minogue (the better option) provide excellent dance floor music to shake it.

If you’ve heard of A Tribe Called Quest, you know that it’s not really dance music, but you can definitely sway to the beats. Try “Check the Rime” or “Can I Kick It?”

Kelly Rowland might not be in Destiny’s Child anymore, but her recent collaborations with David Guetta have been hot tracks, so try “Commander.” There’s nothing wrong with a little “Bootylicious,” either.

Now that you’re in the groove, it’s time for an ego boost: which means Kanye. Whether you want to scream along to his new hit, “Monster” and have a Nicky-Jay-Kanye faux rap-off or dance to “Flashing Lights,” West’s jams always make us feel like hot stuff.

Once you’re pumped up to take on the world, “Hey Ya!” by Outkast and maybe some Missy Elliott “Pass the Dutch” is necessary before you leave the room.

After that, take one more shot and you’re good to go – attack that dance floor like you own it, girl.

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10 simple rules for having a blast on spring break

Have fun on spring break this year courtesy of our handy guide.Spring break is nigh upon us, less than two months away! If you haven’t planned your vacation to Mexico, the Caribbean or Florida yet, now is the time!

If you have booked your spring break 2011 trip, all that’s left is packing some fabulous outfits and thinking about how to make the most of your time while you’re away.

To make life easier for you, here are ten ways to make sure your spring break is safe, sexy and most of all, FUN!

1. Traveling

Traveling is always a happy adventure (except for Thelma and Louise), but long flights or lengthy car rides can get really boring. Bring a portable game (20 questions, anyone?), magazines with fun quizzes like “what does your hair style say about you?” and other activities that need group involvement. Hopefully, you’re not going on spring break alone, so bring something that will entertain everyone.

Movies and laptops might seem like a good idea, but it’s really not interactive. Bring something that requires socializing and leave the gadgets at home, except for…

2. Music

Make sure your iPod or MP3 player is stored with plenty of party music for those hotel room pre- and post- clubbing parties. Check with your hotel to see if the rooms come stocked with speakers, which could save you plenty of room for other things like clothes…and condoms.

3. Condoms

Yes, condoms. If you plan on getting some during the week bring protection with you for two reasons. While many think its the guys responsibility to bring the goods, many of them forget. Also, when your drunk and horny walking to the store will seem like such a pain in the ass.

So, bring them with you…all shapes and sizes and put a bunch in your room and two in your purse/pocket when going out. You’ll be glad you did when its time for seconds.

Sidenote: like college, the roommate rules apply. Make sure your hotel buddies are cool with you occupying the room before doing the nasty. This isn’t the Jersey Shore after all.

4. Sunscreen

Spring break is all about fun in the sun, but it’s not so great when your skin is peeling by the end of the week. Be smart and bring plenty of sunscreen with you. Store it in plastic bags so you prevent any damage in your luggage case should the containers explodes while flying.

You might think to yourself “I don’t burn” or “I don’t need that much sunscreen,” but you’re oh-so-very wrong. Everyone is affected by UV rays and just as many people are at risk to develop cancer if they don’t wear the sunscreen. Tanning Oil with SPF 2 does not count.

Also, if you do end up getting a burn, have fun in the sack. That friction feels so good between the sheets when your skin is raw and gross. Except not.

5. No Drama

Stay away from the drama. The Jersey Shore may make it look cool to get wasted, throw a bitch fit and pull a girl’s hair out for stealing your man, or whatever, but it’s also really embarrassing. Starting fights for no reason is pretty desperate-looking and is definitely not attractive unless you’re into the female wrestling… or bitch-slapping.

So don’t make your friends feel like they shouldn’t be around you while drinking. Oh, dance the night away, be sexy and act silly, for sure, but don’t be a ho. There’s a difference between entering a wet t-shirt contest and taking your top off in the middle of the dance floor and letting every guy within a 30-yard radius cop a feel. Don’t be that girl, (or guy…yes! You who thinks everyone wants to touch your “guns.”) its unsightly and people will just think you’re kind of pathetic.

6. Try New Things

Try something new everyday. For each day of the week you’re on vacay, try something you’ve never done before. This is a time to let loose and experience life, so grab it by the balls and bounce off the walls

Be it a new food, foreign word/phrase, shooter or position, just go for it. If you don’t like it, you’ll always be able to say you tried!

7. Downtime

Take a day off halfway through the week. Partying non-stop is exhausting and takes a toll on your health, so give yourself the day off and find a quiet spot on the beach (or at the pool) to lay in the sun, relaxing. Another option is to explore the town/city/island you’re visiting. Go shopping, take a tour, or just wander the streets aimlessly… after all, it’s not a vacation if there’s no exploration, and we don’t just mean in the sack.

8. Celeb Watch

Keep an eye out for celebrities in local haunts, where you might actually get the chance to chat them up. Sure, big-name stars often grace the outdoor concert stages during spring break but unless you’re in the front row, chances are, you won’t make eye contact.

If they’re in town for a bit go celebrity hunting and track them down for that photo or autograph you’ve always wanted. Who knows? Maybe you’ll be taking shots of Patron with Snoop in 6 weeks time!

9. Scrapbook

Make a scrapbook, keep a diary, or take tons of pictures so you don’t forget anything that happened during spring break 2011! How else are you going to remember that cute foreigner from one night, the hugging spree you went on just because you felt like it (Free Hugs!) or the rendition of “Gangsta’s Paradise” your best performed flawlessly even though you’ve never heard her listen to rap once?

10. Don’t Stress

Things on vacation never go according to plan so whether it’s a tiff with TSA, a bitch of a cab driver or a date who ends up being a loser… just smile!

It’s spring break, baby!

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What to do after spring break: Coachella edition

Massive crowds and amazing music are always found at the Coachella music festival in April. When spring break 2011 is done and you’re laying in bed nursing the worlds biggest hangover, two thoughts will likely enter your mind.

1) what the hell was I thinking?! And 2) I can’t believe I have to wait another year for that to happen!

Fear not students! While there is indeed only one spring break per year, plenty of other multi-day parties offer a similar chance to embark upon a journey almost no one remembers.

Coming at the end of April to the desert valley of Palm Springs is one of the music industry’s biggest festivals: Coachella.

Famous for its outstanding music line-up, celebrity sightings and nearly unbearable temperatures with limited shade, Coachella is one of the finest annual musical events in the world.

Recently, the line up for the 2011 edition came out and fans of rap, indie rock or electro/dance music will find several artists they know, and dozens more they don’t.

With roughly 200 artists performing over a three-day period, its impossible to see them all, but festival attendees can check out some of the coolest names in indie music during the afternoon before the big headliners taking the main stage.

Side-note: there are approximately six stages in use at one time! If you do decide to experience this wonderful event, be sure to plan who you want to see each day. A timed set list for each stage is released a few weeks before the festival, so make an itinerary if you want to get the most out of your experience. Otherwise you’ll be running around like a chicken with its head cut off… and that’s no fun when its 108 degrees outside.

For those of you who haven’t heard the line up for this year, it’s quite a doozy!

Friday night will feature Kings of Leon, the Black Keys, Interpol, the Chemical Brothers, Robyn and Cold War Kids.

Making a return to the stage after a long absence due to an extended stay in Crazy Town is Lauryn Hill! She might be a lunatic now (seriously, she makes Amy Winehouse look like a coherent, sophisticated lady), but she will always be the woman who defined R&B during the 90s…we still listen to The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill all the time.

Also gracing audiences with their presence over the weekend are Duran Duran (who knew the 80s were back?!), Kanye West (we’re hoping for a surprise duet with Jay-Z!), Arcade Fire, the Strokes, Animal Collective, Erykah Badu, Broken Social Scene, Nas & Damian Marley, Chromeo, Ratatat and Steve Angello.

We’ve been to Coachella twice and we can say without a doubt it’s quite the experience…similar to Woodstock, but it smells better and some parents actually take their children.

That’s not to say this isn’t a party! Au contraire… We still remember seeing Willie Nelson on stage and seeing a nuclear cloud of smoke rising from the fairgrounds.

The best part comes during sunset, when the air begins to cool and a reddish tint bounces off the mountains that surrounded the valley. Once its dark, the party gets going and the headliners perform in front of thousands of delighted fans.

To get the full experience of Coachella, plan on camping overnight, where you can make friends swap war stories of how you got to the front of the stage and brag about the new band you found during the afternoon whilst walking to get a hot dog… Or a beer.

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Underwater attraction displays sculptures and eco-friendly messages in Cancun

An underwater statue somewhere in the ocean displays what the Cancun Underwater Museum has to offer students on spring break. For college students going to Cancun during their 2011 spring break, we have some really cool news! And for those of you who aren't sure where to go, we think this awesome bit of fun might convince you to come to the Mexican city too!

Imagine snorkeling around life-size statues while visiting a museum… underwater! While it doesn't exactly equate to a party, we still think this new attraction could be the neatest thing to find its way into the Gulf of Mexico since Kevin Costner's oil clean-up machine.

Nearly 400 sculptures have been submerged since phase two of the project at Cancun's Underwater Museum began, reports Focus on Travel News.

Jason de Caires Taylor, designer of the galleries, calls his newest project the "Silent Evolution" because the statues depict the history of humans starting with ancient Maya to the Mexican Independence and even the more recent revolution.

The exhibit is planned to open at the end of November, 2010, so students will certainly be able to visit this treasure trove of art and history. Visitors to the Cancun Marine Park can snorkel or scuba around the many different structures submerged into the waters.

Even cooler still is the fact that these sculptures aren't just for tourists, it's an eco-friendly design created to promote the healthy status of marine life.

Already, Jason de Caires Taylor has designed three other exhibits called "The Gardener of Hope," "The Archive of Lost Dreams," and "Man on Fire." Each other these display a different scene underwater where people can snorkel around and marvel at.

The "Gardener of Hope" shows a girl potting plants on a set of patio stairs. Inside the pots are living coral from reefs that have been damaged. According to Taylor's website the depiction is a "synthesis between art and science" and promotes a message of hope. The young girl represents a new relationship between humans and the environment based on love and care.

As college students, we're very aware of the daily catastrophes happening on our planet. Perhaps you've even taken a class or two in environmental studies (we did!) and want to see how art can benefit the ecosystems of the world. This museum is the place. Imagine how impressed your professors will be when you come back from spring break saying "Oh yeah, I went to this underwater thing where statues were submerged to help the marine life and not only that, it was beautiful!"

The most intriguingly named exhibit is the "Archive of Lost Dreams." The sculpture includes a collection of items (hence the "archive") maintained by a man, who is presumably their caretaker. The man appears to be collecting bottles containing messages and has organized them in four separate categories: fear, hope, loss and belonging. The coolest part is that real messages are in the bottles! People from all different areas of the world have been asked to give a letter which depict the world as they see it. The aim is to give future generations a time capsule of sorts, so maybe you should consider writing a hopeful message to them!

At the "Man on Fire" exhibit, a solitary man stands "defiant" with 75 fire coral branches sticking out of him. The plants are yellow, brown and orange and produce a stinging feeling when touched by bare hands, hence the name of the statue. Also, when seen from above, it seems the man is engulfed in flames. Morbid? Definitely, but still kind of awesome. The structure was created by a local fisherman and weighs over one ton! It is meant to symbolize the general human response to growing environmental issues. According to the website, the man is not aware he is on fire, which represents our alleged lack of knowledge of our impact on the planet.

While this seems a bit harsh, this is a global attraction. We as students believe we are doing everything we can to protect the environment but many countries aren't so careful. Nations around the world emit toxic pollutants that affect the oceans and atmosphere and damage living creatures in these ecosystems. Exhibits like these underwater museums are a fun and engaging way to show the world how the environment get effected by humans.

So how exactly does Taylor make these sculptures? "I wrote down a list of what I needed: a young girl, an elderly lady, a Mayan man in his 20s… and then we brought them into the studio and looked at who they were and what sort of pose would suit them," he told the Associated Foreign Press. Then he took his models, covered them in Vaseline and created plaster casts of his subjects.

This underwater museum sounds like it will be amazing! We're jealous already.

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Five Places to Find a Hot Date While on Spring Break

Making friends on the beach can lead to a date.While you might not be looking for a “date” on spring break, we think its important to know where the best places to find a special someone for the evening (or next few days) may be.

Of course we discuss the usual places, but you might be surprised by a couple we’ve added in!

First things, first. If you want to have a sloppy, drunken hook-up… go to a dance club. Booze flows freely and the music is so loud its hard to hold a conversation. This list is for people who are interested in more than just sex (well… a bit more than just sex. Everyone knows that goal of a date is basically to get laid). So if you’re looking for hanky-panky go to the clubs, but if you’re looking for a companion to have a good time with check out these five spring break haunts.

Party Boat

Everybody loves a party! Cooped up in a small space, people are sure to run into one another. Maybe take a little less care when walking and you’ll run into that stunning beauty who caught your eye on the lido deck.

Plane

Even more tightly cramped than a boat, air travel is a fun and unique way to meet strangers. Conversation starters can include telling a funny story about your last vacation, discussing fun activities in the place you’re headed or current occupation. However, funny lines work the best. Things like “can you show me to the bathroom?” or “would you like to try some of my delicious, tiny meal?” can add some humor to the situation.

Bar

Bars are the easiest places to find a date during spring break. People who are drinking usually feel more loose and eager to meet people, so there’s no telling who might strike up a conversation with you. While it’s good to keep up fun and witty conversation, avoid anything that could be considered offensive, stick to the compliments and you’ll be golden. AskMen.com suggests trying a bar that is holding an opening night party because the people you meet will be more adventurous and willing to try new things.

Beach

Skimpy clothing always helps when it comes to scoping out new dates. Talk a walk with some friends on the beach and find a group to play a round of volleyball or go swimming with. When all the friends are merging, start a meet and greet with the one you connect most with.

Poolside

Basically the same place as the beach, only throw a bar into the mix and you have a pool. Usually hotels only allow guests to enter, but that’s all for the better isn’t it? Easy access.

The best part about spring break is that you can meet anyone, anywhere, really. Just be friendly, confident and open to a little chat and things are sure to go well.

Stayed tuned for a pick-up line article for pointers on what to say to the ones you’re going after!

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