The Real World Roommates — Bronne
Bronne, like the paper towel for those of you questioning, is the funny guy in the bunch. His overzealous attitude to do anything for a laugh and his “wildcard” behavior is quite the dynamic duo. These troublesome behaviors cause much ruckus in the house and Cancun in general. Despite all that, he's quite audacious. He is the kind of guy that will always have your back if he knows you've got his. Maybe it's the fighter in him. He's a boxer at Penn State and is also a member of the ROTC.
Why did you audition for The Real World?
Because there was an open casting call at a bar near my apartment, and my friends and I decided to go and make fun of the losers who actually thought they were gonna make that stupid show, because OBVIOUSLY no one from our area was gonna get picked. What were the chances of THAT!?
What was a typical day for you before the show?
Wake up around 5:30 AM for training with the ROTC program at Penn State. Get back home around 7:30. Sleep til class. Go to class. Sleep in between class. Go to class. Come home. Eat. Play video games. Go work out with the Penn State Boxing team. Come home. Eat. Play video games. Realize I stayed up really late playing video games, and would only get 4 hours of sleep. Decide to make up sleep in between classes. Sleep. Wake up around 5:30 AM for training with the ROTC program at Penn State. Get back home around 7:30. Sleep til class. Go to class. Sleep in between class. Go to class. Come home. Eat. Play video games. Go work out with the Penn State Boxing team. Come home. Eat. Play video games. Realize I stayed up really late playing video games, and would only get 4 hours of sleep. Decide to make up sleep in between classes.Sleep. Wake up around 5:30 AM for training with the ROTC program at Penn State. Get back home around 7:30. Sleep til class. Go to class. Sleep in between class. Go to class. Come home. Eat. Play video games. Go work out with the Penn State Boxing team. Come home. Eat. Play video games. Realize I stayed up really late playing video games, and would only get 4 hours of sleep. Decide to make up sleep in between classes. Sleep. Wake up around 5:30 AM for training with the ROTC program at Penn State. Get back home around 7:30. Sleep til class. Go to class. Sleep in between class. Go to class. Come home. Eat. Play video games. Go work out with the Penn State Boxing team. Come home. Eat. Play video games. Realize I stayed up really late playing video games, and would only get 4 hours of sleep. Decide to make up sleep in between classes. Sleep.
Were you nervous to move into the house with 7 other strangers?
Definitely. I hate reality TV, and I was nervous I was gonna be stuck living with a bunch of drama queen crybabies for 4 months.
In three words, how would you describe your Real World experience?
Good. Bye. Liver.
What was your first impression of each of your roommates?
Jonna - Hot. Joey - Emo. CJ - Tool jock. Derek - Straight. Jasmine - Threatening. Emilee - Hot bitch. Ayiiia - Many vowels.
How did you like working with the StudentCity staff?
They were really fun to hang out with. Just ask Christina, one of the bosses, about how much she loves to break rules and how she funnels money into an offshore bank account of hers without anyone knowing! Its really interesting!
What would you say are your best and worst traits?
Best - I have a plan to kill every person I meet, just in case. Worst - Susceptible to zombie infection via bite.
What's your guilty pleasure?
Girly dance music and tabletop battle games. But don't tell anybody.
What do you find attractive in a person?
Able to hit a moving target from a mobile platform from 1,000 yards adjusting for wind and gravity.
What do you find unattractive in a person?
Penises.
What's your favorite thing to do in Cancun?
Drink.
What's your favorite...
- Bar/Club in Cancun and why:Dady'Os. The devil is awesome, the bikini contest is the best by far, I could go on forever but most of all their air conditioning is unbelievable.
- Song to party to: Hot N Cold by Katy Perry
- Band: Tom Waits
- Food: Felsh of the living
- Alcoholic Beverage: rinking bourbon in a Singapore bar.
- Beer: Bud Light reigns supreme over all smaller, runtier beers.
What's your passion? What do you do when you just need to get away from it all?
Video games. Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead... anything made by Valve. (Come onnnnnn free shirt!)
What are you hoping to achieve or do in the future?
World Domination.
